S03E09 · SCENE 16/22 · 11:06
The Nose Job · hospital room
George visits Audrey hospital room

George awkwardly visits bandaged Audrey, makes it worse, gets told to shut up.

11:06→11:56
in the episode · 0m 50s · S03E09

What happens

11:06–11:56

George tries to comfort Audrey but keeps making insensitive comments about the dented nose. He rambles about science marching on. Audrey tells him to shut up.

Wherehospital room
DriverGeorge
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadGeorge & Audrey nose job

Key lines

from this scene
11:16

You sure? Anything.

11:32

It's, like, all dented.

11:46

Can't be stopped. No way, no how. Science just marches- Shut up, George.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
social rule violation0.8
humiliation0.7
humiliating0.6
awkward0.4
rapid back and forth

Beats

11:25George describes dented nose
11:49Audrey tells George to shut up

Scene in the episode

11:06–11:56
A · George & Audrey nose job
B · Jerry vs Isabel chess
C · Kramer dates Audrey
D · Elaine Kramer jacket scheme

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