S03E09 · SCENE 5/22 · 03:11
The Nose Job · Monk's Cafe
George confesses nose obsession

George admits to Jerry and Elaine he's obsessed with Audrey's large nose despite liking her.

03:11→04:09
in the episode · 0m 58s · S03E09
George confesses nose obsession

What happens

03:11–04:09

George confesses Audrey's nose is a 'schnoz' beyond big. He feels guilty judging looks given his own flaws but cannot stop thinking about it. He obsesses over it constantly.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverGeorge
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadGeorge & Audrey nose job

Key lines

from this scene
03:26

And I know one other thing: I'm not getting past that nose.

03:34

How can I not think about it? Look at the size of this thing.

04:04

Are you coming with me? Yeah, I have to. I'm your fiancé.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
obsession0.9
awkward0.6
double standard0.5
tense0.4
petty grievance0.3
rapid back and forthargument

Beats

02:22George calls Audrey's nose a schnoz
02:54George describes obsessive thoughts about nose

Scene in the episode

03:11–04:09
A · George & Audrey nose job
B · Jerry vs Isabel chess
C · Kramer dates Audrey
D · Elaine Kramer jacket scheme

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