S05E07 · EP 71
Episode DNA
22 scenes · 4 threadsStory threads over runtime
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22 scenes · our breakdownJerry performs stand-up about childhood glasses and birth canal humor.
00:01–00:40social_rule_violation
2 ▸ 00:40The group enjoys non-fat frozen yogurt at Kramer's investment; Jerry accidentally curses in front of the owner's son Matthew.
00:40–00:58scheme · misunderstanding
3 ▸ 00:58George runs into nemesis Lloyd Braun who reveals mayoral connection and mocks George.
00:58–03:08rivalry · humiliation
4 ▸ 03:08Kramer reveals his yogurt investment and Jerry's comedy success.
03:08–03:46scheme · obsession
5 ▸ 03:46Kramer notices Jerry and Elaine have gained weight from yogurt.
03:46–04:22misunderstanding · investigation
6 ▸ 04:22Group decides to test yogurt at lab and Jerry bets on all-yogurt diet.
04:22–05:27investigation · betJerry performs stand-up about Tommy Tune and tap dancing.
05:27–05:39social_rule_violationLloyd Braun visits George's parents and arranges doctor appointment.
05:39–06:26humiliation · rivalryJerry and Elaine take melted yogurt sample to Brooklyn lab; owner's wife confronts Jerry about son's cursing.
07:25–08:53investigation · misunderstandingYogurt shop owner's wife confronts Jerry about son's cursing.
08:53–09:44social_rule_violation · confessionJerry and Elaine argue about melted yogurt sample at lab.
09:44–10:04seduction · coincidenceGeorge plans to fake arm spasm at doctor appointment.
10:44–11:01lie · avoidanceElaine reveals date with Lloyd and George demands she lie about arm.
11:01–12:13lie · rivalryJerry tries teaching Matthew not to curse but fails; Lloyd and Elaine discuss Lloyd's role.
12:13–13:14social_rule_violation · comeuppanceKramer sneaks into lab at night and kisses technician.
13:14–14:10seduction · schemeGeorge fakes arm spasm; Elaine suggests name tags to Lloyd; later Elaine worries about weight.
14:10–15:21lie · schemeLab results confirm yogurt contains fat; nametag scandal breaks.
15:27–16:24comeuppance · coincidenceDoctor declares George is faking arm spasms.
16:24–16:53lie · confessionGeorge argues with doctor then leaves defeated.
16:53–17:46humiliation · comeuppanceGiuliani's high cholesterol from yogurt is reported; Dinkins fires Lloyd; Kramer realizes blood mix-up.
17:46–20:46coincidence · comeuppanceShop sells real non-fat yogurt; Newman blames Jerry; Matthew final insult.
20:46–21:00comeuppance · petty_grievanceJerry closes with stand-up about childhood cursing vs adult substitutes.
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Episode facts
Wikipedia · Wikidata- Aired
- November 4, 1993
- Overall
- #71
- Writers
- Larry David
- Director
- Tom Cherones
- Viewers
- 31.1M (US)
- Pace
- 168 words/min · 122 questions
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