S05E07 · SCENE 16/22 · 12:13
The Non-Fat Yogurt · Jerry's apartment
Matthew Cursing Lesson

Jerry tries teaching Matthew not to curse but fails; Lloyd and Elaine discuss Lloyd's role.

12:13→13:14
in the episode · 1m 01s · S05E07

What happens

12:13–13:14

Jerry meets Matthew at his apartment to explain why cursing is wrong. Matthew ruins Jerry's comedy cassette tape, causing Jerry to curse again. Meanwhile, Lloyd and Elaine discuss Lloyd's role as adviser.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadMatthew Cursing

Key lines

from this scene
12:48

Excuse me one second.

12:56

- Yeah, yeah. Big adviser. He tells him what soap to use.

13:03

What the f**k are you doing, you little piece of s**t?!

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
social rule violation0.8
humiliating0.7
comeuppance0.6
coincidence0.4
awkward0.3
rapid back and forth

Beats

12:48Matthew ruins cassette tape
13:03Jerry curses at Matthew

Scene in the episode

12:13–13:14
A · Yogurt Fat Scandal
B · Matthew Cursing
C · Name Tag Election
D · George Arm Lie

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Kramer Sizes Up Elaine! | The Non-Fat Yogurt | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
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