S05E07 · SCENE 1/22 · 00:01
The Non-Fat Yogurt · Comedy Club
Jerry Stand-up Glasses

Jerry performs stand-up about childhood glasses and birth canal humor.

00:01→00:40
in the episode · 0m 39s · S05E07

What happens

00:01–00:40

Jerry opens the episode with a stand-up routine about wearing glasses as a child, asking the audience if anyone got them younger. He jokes about being born with glasses and commenting on the delivery.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadYogurt Fat Scandal

Key lines

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00:02

I had glasses when I was 10.

00:20

"That was a hell of a delivery, I'll tell you that.

00:31

I was just born. They're a little A little smudgy."

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
deadpan0.8
social rule violation0.3
cheerful0.2
monologue

Beats

00:17Jerry mimics newborn with glasses

Scene in the episode

00:01–00:40
A · Yogurt Fat Scandal
B · Matthew Cursing
C · Name Tag Election
D · George Arm Lie

Clips from this episode

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