S05E07 · SCENE 4/22 · 03:08
The Non-Fat Yogurt · Yogurt Shop
Kramer Yogurt Investment

Kramer reveals his yogurt investment and Jerry's comedy success.

03:08→03:46
in the episode · 0m 38s · S05E07
Kramer Yogurt Investment

What happens

03:08–03:46

Kramer explains he invested after tasting the downtown location. Jerry shares his comedy breakthrough about the Ottoman Empire routine.

WhereYogurt Shop
DriverKramer
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadYogurt Fat Scandal

Key lines

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03:21

You'd never know it was non-fat.

03:37

I did this thing on the Ottoman Empire: What, was this a whole empire based on putting your feet up?

03:42

I'm telling you, I got a whole new Tonight Show here.

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scheme0.5
deadpan0.4
obsession0.3
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Beats

03:30Jerry describes Ottoman Empire joke

Scene in the episode

03:08–03:46
A · Yogurt Fat Scandal
B · Matthew Cursing
C · Name Tag Election
D · George Arm Lie

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