S05E07 · SCENE 25/22 · 21:00
The Non-Fat Yogurt · Comedy Club
Jerry Stand-up Cursing
Jerry closes with stand-up about childhood cursing vs adult substitutes.
21:00→21:51
in the episode · 0m 51s · S05E07
What happens
21:00–21:51Jerry performs closing stand-up about the fun of cursing as a kid versus lame adult substitutes like fudge and consarnit, and learning curse words in foreign countries.
Key lines
from this scene21:09And there's nothing less fun than when you're an adult and having to use those wholesome curses:
21:25You stub your toe and say, "Consarnit" you might as well say, "Yippee!"
21:31If you've been to a foreign country, the first thing you learn are the curse words. Right?
Scene DNA
weights 0–1monologue
Beats
21:15Adult curses: fudge, sugar, consarnit
21:34Foreign curse words first
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