Jerry performs stand-up about the absurdity of barbershop rituals and licenses.

Mr. Tuttle offers George a job but is interrupted by a phone call before finishing.

George debates calling Tuttle; Kramer pushes Jerry to see Gino for the bachelor auction.

Enzo interrupts his day off to give Jerry a terrible haircut at the barbershop.

Kramer arranges a secret fix with Gino after seeing Jerry's ruined hair.

George decides to simply show up at Sanalac pretending he was hired.

George bluffs his way into Sanalac, gets an office, and receives the Pensky file.

George lies to Jerry and Kramer about his productive week at the fake job.

Kramer reacts with horror to Jerry's haircut; Jerry refuses the bachelor auction.

Gino starts fixing Jerry's hair but Enzo arrives unexpectedly, forcing Jerry to hide.

Enzo discovers a familiar hair on Gino's floor and grows suspicious of betrayal.

Jerry fears Enzo knows; Kramer volunteers to replace him at the bachelor auction.

Enzo bribes Newman for a sample of Jerry's hair to prove the betrayal.

Mr. Pensky visits George, likes his work, and offers him a job before being interrupted.

Newman delivers Jerry's hair; Enzo matches it and swears revenge.

Enzo and Gino bond over Edward Scissorhands, forgetting their feud.

Enzo confirms Newman successfully obtained the matching hair sample.

Kramer is auctioned off as a high school equivalency graduate who likes fruit.

Enzo bursts into Jerry's apartment, reveals Newman's betrayal, and tries to kill Jerry and Gino.

George quits Sanalac to work for Pensky, but learns the company is indicted.

Jerry forcibly shaves Newman's head in the barbershop after the auction disaster.