S05E08 · SCENE 1/21 · 00:01
The Barber · Comedy club stage
Stand-up: Barbershops
Jerry performs stand-up about the absurdity of barbershop rituals and licenses.
00:01→00:42
in the episode · 0m 41s · S05E08
What happens
00:01–00:42Jerry opens with a monologue questioning why barbers need expensive chairs and display licenses. He jokes about the mandatory mirror view of the back of the head and compares it to buying pants.
Key lines
from this scene00:02The old-fashioned barbershop...
00:35If I wanted to see everything, I would've been a fly.
Scene DNA
weights 0–1monologue
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