S05E08 · SCENE 18/21 · 17:10
The Barber · Bachelor auction venue
Bachelor auction: Kramer sold
Kramer is auctioned off as a high school equivalency graduate who likes fruit.
17:10→18:24
in the episode · 1m 14s · S05E08
What happens
17:10–18:24The auctioneer struggles to sell Kramer, listing his dubious credentials: high school equivalency, self-employed, 6'3", and a fondness for fruit. Bidding starts at $5 after no one bids higher amounts.
Key lines
from this scene17:50A high school equivalency program graduate.
18:08And he just got a haircut.
18:17Okay, why don't we start the bidding.
18:20Do I hear 5 bucks?
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Beats
17:38Auctioneer describes Kramer
18:13Kramer revealed on stage
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