S05E08 · SCENE 8/21 · 07:31
The Barber · Monk's Cafe
Monk's: George's fake week

George lies to Jerry and Kramer about his productive week at the fake job.

07:31→09:00
in the episode · 1m 29s · S05E08
Monk's: George's fake week

What happens

07:31–09:00

George fabricates stories about coworker bonding, a birthday party for Grace, and giving a toast. He claims the Pensky file is progressing well, maintaining the charade of employment.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverGeorge
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadJerry's bad haircut

Key lines

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07:32

What do you do there all day?

08:00

He'll be back on Monday.

08:06

How come you're wearing a hat?

08:10

Oh, yeah? Can I see it?

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Scene DNA

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Beats

07:48George describes fake birthday party

Scene in the episode

07:31–09:00
A · George's fake job
B · Jerry's bad haircut
C · Bachelor auction

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