S05E08 · SCENE 12/21 · 11:35
The Barber · Jerry's apartment
Jerry's Apartment: Panic

Jerry fears Enzo knows; Kramer volunteers to replace him at the bachelor auction.

11:35→12:30
in the episode · 0m 55s · S05E08

What happens

11:35–12:30

Back at Jerry's, Jerry panics that Enzo matched the hair. Kramer dismisses the fear but then suggests he go to the auction in Jerry's place.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadBachelor auction

Key lines

from this scene
11:53

Come on. Pull yourself together. Okay, okay.

12:17

Do you think? Do I think? He's repugnant.

12:25

What would you wear? Whatever it takes.

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Scene DNA

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rapid back and forthargument

Beats

12:09Kramer volunteers for auction

Scene in the episode

11:35–12:30
A · George's fake job
B · Jerry's bad haircut
C · Bachelor auction

Clips from this episode

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