S03E20 · EP 37
season 3 · March 4, 1992
The Good Samaritan
written by Peter Mehlman · directed by Jason Alexander · 16.1M viewers · image Seinfeld Wiki (CC BY-SA)

Episode DNA

20 scenes · 4 threads
absurd 13%coincidence 10%tense 10%deal 6%awkward 6%cheerful 5%deadpan 5%lie 5%humiliating 4%petty grievance 4%

Story threads over runtime

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A · Nina painting Kramer
B · George buys painting
C · Elaine skips bris
D · Nina letter plagiarism
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Every scene

20 scenes · our breakdown
1 · Comedy club stage · cold_openJerry standup museum guards

Jerry jokes about incompetent museum security guards protecting priceless art.

00:01–00:47petty_grievance
2 · Nina's loft · act1Nina paints Kramer portrait

Nina paints Kramer while he suggests nudity and Jerry objects.

00:47–01:11seduction · social_rule_violation
3 · Jerry's apartment · act1Button fly debate

Jerry and George argue about button flies while discussing Nina.

01:11–01:16petty_grievance · obsession
5 · Nina's loft · act1Kramer portrait session

Nina paints Kramer while discussing Jerry and Elaine's friendship.

02:12–02:38rivalry
6 · Jerry's apartment · act1George nervous about Nina

George worries Nina's jealousy will ruin his friendship with Jerry.

02:38–03:25avoidance · petty_grievance
7 · Nina's loft · act1Owner's box tickets offered

Nina's father offers George Yankee owner's box tickets, pressuring painting purchase.

03:25–04:22deal · coincidence
9 · Yankee Stadium owner's box · act1Elaine Orioles cap conflict

Elaine refuses to remove Orioles cap in owner's box, gets ejected.

05:48–06:07social_rule_violation · humiliation
10 · Yankee Stadium owner's box · act1Game continues after ejection

Group watches game after Elaine leaves; ball hits fan in head.

06:07–07:17coincidence
11 · Elaine's office · act2Newspaper photo exposes Elaine

Elaine's ejection photo appears in paper; Lippman nearly catches her lie.

07:17–09:05lie · secret_exposed
13 · Nina's loft · act2Art critics analyze Kramer

Elderly art collectors interpret Kramer's portrait as vulnerable orphan or parasite.

09:54–10:17misunderstanding
14 · Nina's loft · act2Debate over Elaine's ejection

Art collectors argue whether Elaine should have removed her cap at the game.

10:17–10:39social_rule_violation · rivalry
15 · Nina's loft · act2Nina breaks up with Jerry

Nina ends relationship over Elaine fight; demands $500 for painting.

10:39–11:16breakup · betrayal
16 · Jerry's apartment · act2George refuses to pay

George refuses $500 payment for painting he calls junk.

11:16–12:04deal · petty_grievance
17 · Jerry's apartment · act2Nina's plagiarized letter

Jerry receives heartfelt letter from Nina copied from Chapter Two movie.

12:04–13:43lie · seduction
18 · Street outside Nina's loft · act2Posse discussion

Jerry and George discuss posse appeal while going to Nina's loft.

13:43–14:24
19 · Nina's loft · act2George returns painting

George tries to return painting but Nina insists he keep it as investment.

14:24–15:00deal · coincidence
21 · Jerry's apartment · act3Remote control fight

Elaine fears firing; group fights over TV remote finding Chapter Two.

17:05–17:20coincidence · secret_exposed
22 · Elaine's office · act3Lippman invites to game

Lippman confronts Elaine about bris; invites her to Yankee game with Baltimore cap.

17:20–19:02comeuppance · coincidence
23 · Restaurant · act3Lenny West Chapter Two trap

Lenny West mentions Chapter Two to trap Nina at dinner.

19:02–20:07investigation · coincidence
24 · Nina's loft / Yankee Stadium / Restaurant · tagKramer painting sells $5000

Elderly collectors buy Kramer portrait for $5000; Elaine's ejection shown on TV.

20:07–22:31coincidence · comeuppance
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Episode facts

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Aired
March 4, 1992
Overall
#37
Writers
Peter Mehlman
Director
Jason Alexander
Viewers
16.1M (US)
Pace
134 words/min · 106 questions

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