S03E20 · SCENE 1/20 · 00:01
The Good Samaritan · Comedy club stage
Jerry standup museum guards
Jerry jokes about incompetent museum security guards protecting priceless art.
00:01→00:47
in the episode · 0m 46s · S03E20
What happens
00:01–00:47Jerry performs stand-up comedy about art museum security guards earning minimum wage while guarding millions in artwork. He mocks their inadequate uniforms and equipment, suggesting thieves could easily bypass them.
Key lines
from this scene00:20He's getting $5 an hour to protect millions of dollars of priceless art, with what?
00:32Crooks must look at this guy and go, "We get past the folding chair and the thermos of coffee, we can get a Rembrandt."
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weights 0–1monologue
Beats
00:17Jerry describes guard's uniform
00:32Jerry imagines thieves perspective
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