S02E09 · SCENE 16/20 · 17:53
The Deal · Jail Holding Cell
Kramer's Magician Jail Story

In a holding cell, Kramer entertains Jerry and George with a bizarre story about doves turning brown.

17:53→18:44
in the episode · 0m 51s · S02E09

What happens

17:53–18:44

Jerry, George, and Kramer sit in a jail cell. Kramer recounts a story about chasing doves for a magician; when the magician returned from Europe, two doves had turned brown despite following instructions. A cellmate agrees: 'Brown!'

WhereJail Holding Cell
DriverKramer
Positionact3 · aftermath
ThreadParty & Prostitute Mix-up

Key lines

from this scene
18:22

Well, I followed the instructions!

18:30

They turned brown!

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
absurd0.9
deadpan0.5
coincidence0.4
monologuerapid back and forth

Beats

18:14Kramer starts dove story
18:36Cellmate echoes 'Brown!'

Scene in the episode

17:53–18:44
A · Party & Prostitute Mix-up
B · George's Cashier War
C · Kramer's Rescue Drive

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