S02E07 · SCENE 18/18 · 20:29
The Revenge · Comedy club stage
Jerry standup phone machines
Jerry closes with stand-up about loving answering machines and hating cordless phones.
20:29→22:02
in the episode · 1m 33s · S02E07
What happens
20:29–22:02Jerry jokes that he wishes he were an answering machine to avoid unwanted street conversations. He contrasts the satisfaction of slamming a real phone receiver down versus the impotent 'button press' of a cordless phone when angry.
Key lines
from this scene20:36If I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to, I could go: "Excuse me. I'm not in right now.
20:44If you could just leave a message, I could walk away."
21:00Cordless phone. "You can't talk to me like that."
Scene DNA
weights 0–1monologue
Beats
20:55Slamming phone vs cordless
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20:29–22:02Clips from this episode
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