S03E03 · SCENE 1/24 · 00:01
The Pen · Comedy club stage
Jerry standup plane speed
Jerry performs standup about airline pilots making up time by flying faster.
00:01→00:35
in the episode · 0m 34s · S03E03
What happens
00:01–00:35Jerry opens the episode with a standup routine questioning why planes don't just fly at maximum speed all the time if they can make up time. He jokes about the lack of police in the sky.
Key lines
from this scene00:02So I'm on the plane. We left late.
00:05Pilot says, "We're going to be making up some time."Isn't that interesting?
Scene DNA
weights 0–1monologue
Beats
00:18Jerry questions plane speed logic
00:24Jerry urges pilot to nail it
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