S03E03 · SCENE 1/24 · 00:01
The Pen · Comedy club stage
Jerry standup plane speed

Jerry performs standup about airline pilots making up time by flying faster.

00:01→00:35
in the episode · 0m 34s · S03E03

What happens

00:01–00:35

Jerry opens the episode with a standup routine questioning why planes don't just fly at maximum speed all the time if they can make up time. He jokes about the lack of police in the sky.

WhereComedy club stage
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadJerry and Farfel

Key lines

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00:02

So I'm on the plane. We left late.

00:05

Pilot says, "We're going to be making up some time."Isn't that interesting?

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Beats

00:18Jerry questions plane speed logic
00:24Jerry urges pilot to nail it

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00:01–00:35
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C · Kramer and Ellen breakup

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