S03E03 · SCENE 10/24 · 07:52
The Pen · Comedy club stage
Jerry standup dog walkers

Jerry performs standup about dog walkers carrying poop bags and alien perceptions.

07:52→07:57
in the episode · 0m 05s · S03E03

What happens

07:52–07:57

Jerry jokes that if aliens watched humans walking dogs and picking up their waste, they would assume the dogs are the leaders of the planet.

WhereComedy club stage
DriverJerry
Positionact1 · callback
ThreadJerry and Farfel

Key lines

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07:53

And then you came here. Yeah.

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deadpan0.8
petty grievance0.5
absurd0.2
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Beats

07:10Aliens watching dog walkers
07:17Dogs are the leaders

Scene in the episode

07:52–07:57
B · Elaine and George alone
C · Kramer and Ellen breakup

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"The dog?" - Seinfeld clip (S3E4) | This Scene is Awesome · This Scene is Awesome
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