S03E17 · SCENE 13/19 · 11:51
The Boyfriend (1) · Jerry's Apartment
Date Arranged Condoms Given

Jerry and Elaine confirm the Saturday date and Kramer distributes defective condoms from his friend Bob Sacamano.

11:51→12:36
in the episode · 0m 45s · S03E17
Date Arranged Condoms Given

What happens

11:51–12:36

George and Cynthia agree to Saturday; Kramer arrives, reveals his friend works at a condom factory and gave him a gross, handing them out despite Jerry and Elaine's reluctance, noting they look cheap.

WhereJerry's Apartment
DriverKramer
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadDefective Condom Scare

Key lines

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12:00

Look at this. He gave me a gross.

12:05

What will you do with all of them? Oh, well...

12:24

What am I, a hooker?

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Scene DNA

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deal0.3
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Beats

11:52Full disclosure pact
12:00Kramer condom factory gross

Scene in the episode

11:51–12:36
A · George Cynthia Fix-up
B · Defective Condom Scare
C · Jerry Elaine Feud
D · Pregnancy False Alarm

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