S03E17 · SCENE 14/19 · 12:36
The Boyfriend (1) · Comedy Club Stage
Jerry Stand-up Condoms

Jerry performs stand-up about the awkwardness of buying condoms and proposes a secret signal with the druggist.

12:36→13:09
in the episode · 0m 33s · S03E17

What happens

12:36–13:09

Jerry jokes about the difficulty of purchasing condoms, suggesting a covert hand signal to the pharmacist to avoid embarrassment while buying shaving cream and toothpaste.

WhereComedy Club Stage
DriverJerry
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadDefective Condom Scare

Key lines

from this scene
12:51

And if you go like this:

13:01

" How are you today?"

13:05

" Have a nice day." "You too."

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Scene DNA

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Beats

12:44Secret signal druggist
13:01Shaving cream cover

Scene in the episode

12:36–13:09
A · George Cynthia Fix-up
B · Defective Condom Scare
C · Jerry Elaine Feud
D · Pregnancy False Alarm

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