S03E19 · SCENE 1/22 · 00:01
The Limo · comedy club
Stand-up car phones

Jerry rants about excessive phone technology and car phone etiquette.

00:01→00:37
in the episode · 0m 36s · S03E19

What happens

00:01–00:37

Jerry performs stand-up comedy about the proliferation of phone types and how people have nothing to say but must say it immediately. He mocks car phone users who use speakerphones to annoy others.

Wherecomedy club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadJerry hit-and-run dilemma

Key lines

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00:02

The concept behind the car phone...

00:29

You gotta give people a chance to miss you a little!

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Scene DNA

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deadpan0.7
petty grievance0.4
absurd0.3
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Beats

00:15Jerry claims we have nothing to say
00:38Mocks car phone speaker use

Scene in the episode

00:01–00:37
A · Jerry hit-and-run dilemma
B · Kramer Mary Hart seizures
C · George Robin affair
D · Elaine matador lie

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