S03E19 · SCENE 20/22 · 14:46
The Limo · Elaine's apartment
Michael threatens George

Michael calls Elaine looking for Robin; threatens to sew George's ass to his face.

14:46→16:45
in the episode · 1m 59s · S03E19

What happens

14:46–16:45

Michael calls Elaine's apartment asking for Robin. Elaine lies that Robin left a note. Michael sees through it, asks if Robin is with George, then threatens graphic violence: sewing George's ass to his face, twisting his neck, breaking joints.

WhereElaine's apartment
DriverMichael
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadGeorge Robin affair

Key lines

from this scene
15:19

No, I haven't spoken to her all da-

15:57

I'm gonna break his joints and reattach them!

16:15

Let me rephrase- I'll bash your skull in like a bad cabbage, and I'll have a party on your head!

16:38

I'm glad we understand each other. It's not complicated.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
threat0.8
menacing0.7
absurd0.3
violence0.2
phone callrapid back and forth

Beats

15:44Michael asks if Robin with George
15:51Michael threatens sew ass to face

Scene in the episode

14:46–16:45
A · Jerry hit-and-run dilemma
B · Kramer Mary Hart seizures
C · George Robin affair
D · Elaine matador lie

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