S04E09 · SCENE 1/18 · 00:03
The Opera · Comedy Club
Jerry Stand-up Tuxedos

Jerry jokes about tuxedos as wedding safety devices for undependable men.

00:03→00:36
in the episode · 0m 33s · S04E09

What happens

00:03–00:36

Jerry performs stand-up comedy about the absurdity of tuxedos, suggesting they exist because women know men are unreliable and might chicken out at weddings.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadOpera Tickets

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00:06

We might as well dress them that way.

00:09

To me, a wedding is the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy.

00:29

It's, "Do you take this man?"

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A · Davola Threat
B · Elaine/Davola Date
C · Opera Tickets
D · Clown Confrontation

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