S04E09 · SCENE 15/18 · 13:05
The Opera · Opera House Steps
Scalping Fails Clown Appears

Kramer and George fail to scalp tickets; a clown harasses them and Kramer sells tickets cheap.

13:05→13:19
in the episode · 0m 14s · S04E09

What happens

13:05–13:19

Kramer and George attempt to scalp tickets outside the opera house. A clown approaches, mocking them. Kramer sells the pair for $500 to a buyer, but George ruins a potential $1000 deal demanding 'dignity.' The clown continues heckling.

WhereOpera House Steps
DriverKramer
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadOpera Tickets

Key lines

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13:06

- Hey, clown. Clown.

13:11

- Nice face, clown. Make me laugh, clown.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
coincidence0.9
misunderstanding0.8
scheme0.7
chaotic0.6
deal0.5
absurd0.4
rapid back and forthargument

Beats

13:09Clown heckles George and Kramer
13:50George blows $1000 deal

Scene in the episode

13:05–13:19
A · Davola Threat
B · Elaine/Davola Date
C · Opera Tickets
D · Clown Confrontation

Clips from this episode

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George & Kramer Become Ticket Scalpers | The Opera | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Seinfeld 0409-The Opera-Kramer is scared of clowns · Michael Bradley

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