S04E10 · SCENE 1/17 · 00:02
The Virgin · Comedy Club Stage
Jerry Stand-up Breakup Cards

Jerry jokes about relationship exit strategies and guilt cards.

00:02→00:32
in the episode · 0m 30s · S04E10

What happens

00:02–00:32

Jerry performs stand-up comedy about the difficulty of breaking up, imagining 'Get out of Relationship Free' cards and the counter-card of extended guilt.

WhereComedy Club Stage
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadVirgin Girlfriend

Key lines

from this scene
00:09

You know? So you could just go up to the person and go, "Here you go. I'm sorry.

00:25

"Hold it. I got a little something for you."

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
deadpan0.7
social rule violation0.6
awkward0.3
monologue

Beats

00:03Jerry opens with breakup card joke
00:25Guilt card punchline

Scene in the episode

00:02–00:32
A · Virgin Girlfriend
B · NBC Pilot Pitch
C · George-Susan-Stacy Triangle

Clips from this episode

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George's Girlfriend Dilemma | The Virgin | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Elaine Offers Advice To Marla | The Virgin | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Kramer Gives Away His TV | The Virgin | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Elaine Offers Up Her 'Wisdom' | The Virgin | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Jerry Dates A Virgin | The Virgin | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Seinfeld - You Got Yourself a Girlfriend · structure7
Seinfeld: Is there any Tampax in your house? · fefech
Seinfeld - Introducing · Ariel Rodriguez

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