S04E10 · SCENE 3/17 · 02:55
The Virgin · Jerry's apartment
George's Relationship Audit

Jerry diagnoses George as having a girlfriend; George plots Letterman scheme.

02:55→05:38
in the episode · 2m 43s · S04E10
George's Relationship Audit

What happens

02:55–05:38

Back at Jerry's apartment, Jerry uses Tampax and phone frequency to prove George has a girlfriend. George laments losing his 'writer' pickup line. He schemes to set Susan up with David Letterman so she dumps him without jeopardizing the pilot.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverGeorge
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadGeorge-Susan-Stacy Triangle

Key lines

from this scene
03:24

Might be some moisturizer.

03:28

Let me ask you this: Is there any Tampax in your house?

04:48

You see the irony? Yeah, yeah. I see the...

05:30

I don't think you are.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
scheme0.8
awkward0.7
social rule violation0.6
double standard0.5
deadpan0.3
rapid back and forthargument

Beats

03:38Tampax girlfriend test
05:12Letterman scheme revealed

Scene in the episode

02:55–05:38
A · Virgin Girlfriend
B · NBC Pilot Pitch
C · George-Susan-Stacy Triangle

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