S04E11 · SCENE 2/20 · 00:43
The Contest · Monk's Cafe
Monk's: George's Confession

George admits his mother caught him masturbating, causing her to fall and hospitalize her back.

00:43→02:39
in the episode · 1m 56s · S04E11
Monk's: George's Confession

What happens

00:43–02:39

At Monk's, George reveals to Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer that his mother caught him masturbating with a Glamour magazine, causing her to faint, fall, and injure her back, landing her in the hospital.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverGeorge
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadThe Contest

Key lines

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01:09

JERRY: What's the matter?

01:27

KRAMER: She caught you? Where?

02:14

I picked her up. I took her to the hospital.

02:32

I said, "Because it's there."

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weights 0–1
confession0.9
awkward0.9
humiliation0.8
social rule violation0.7
deadpan0.7
rapid back and forth

Beats

01:13George admits mother caught him
02:00George chose to zip up over catching mother

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00:43–02:39
A · The Contest
B · George & Mother
C · Elaine & JFK Jr.
D · Jerry & Marla

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