Jerry jokes about not wanting to visualize parents having sex and the relief of being adopted.

George admits his mother caught him masturbating, causing her to fall and hospitalize her back.

The group bets on who can go longest without masturbating; Elaine joins at 2-to-1 odds.

George argues with his mother about seeing a psychiatrist; Jerry tells Kramer about his date with Marla the virgin.

Kramer spots a naked woman across the street from Jerry's apartment window.

Kramer slams $100 down, eliminated by the naked woman; Jerry and George remain.

Estelle berates George in her hospital bed; a nurse announces a sponge bath for another patient.

George watches silhouettes of a gorgeous nurse giving a beautiful patient a sponge bath behind a curtain.

Elaine discovers John F. Kennedy Jr. in her aerobics class and gets a spot behind him.

Jerry and Marla make out; she slows things down, and he accepts her virginity boundary.

Jerry avoids temptation with cartoons; Kramer guards the window; George boasts 'King of the County'.

Elaine recounts sharing a cab with JFK Jr., lying about her address to get dropped at Jerry's building.

George visits mother again but refuses to get food, fixated on the 6:30 sponge bath routine.

The receptionist tells Elaine that JFK Jr. asked about her and will meet her at Jerry's building at 9 PM.

Jerry watches Tiny Toons; Kramer sings 'The Woman Across the Block' while watching the naked woman.

Elaine arrives; she and Jerry argue over ownership of a pair of blue-striped socks.

Elaine admits defeat, pays $150, blaming fantasies of 'John-John'; George notes only he and Jerry remain.

Marla dumps Jerry over the contest; Kennedy consoles Marla and they leave together; Kramer seen with naked woman.

Jerry, George, Elaine sleep soundly; Kramer sleeps with the naked woman; Marla sleeps with JFK Jr.

Jerry closes with a bit on male obsession with whatever women cover up, referencing National Geographic.