Jerry performs stand-up about bumper car memories and incompetent drivers.

At Monk's the four friends discuss subway routes and daily obligations before separating.

Kramer pays numerous traffic tickets including a disputed no-doors violation at the courthouse.

The group says goodbye and enters the subway system for their separate rides.

Jerry sits on the subway reading a newspaper as the train moves toward Coney Island.

A chatty passenger engages Jerry in conversation about stocks and brokerage houses.

Elaine converses with an elderly man who misunderstands her role at a lesbian wedding.

Kramer overhears a passenger sharing a sure-thing horse racing tip on the subway.

Jerry encounters a naked overweight man on the subway who is unashamed of his body.

Elaine suffers a claustrophobic panic attack on a stalled crowded subway car.

George meets a woman on the train who invites him to her hotel room and handcuffs him.

Kramer bets $600 on Pappernick at an off-track betting parlor using the tip.

Kramer watches the race at the OTB and wins big on Pappernick at long odds.

Elaine remains trapped on the subway, counting bananas and despairing of escape.

The nudist tells Jerry embarrassing stories about his overweight mother while dressing.

The woman steals George's clothes and $8, leaving him handcuffed to the bed in underwear.

Kramer collects winnings, then heads to Coney Island with a hot dog and French fries.

The four friends regroup at Monk's to share their disastrous subway experiences.

Jerry closes with stand-up about the absurdity of taking the subway to ride the Cyclone.