S03E13 · SCENE 18/19 · 17:33
The Subway · subway car
Nudist Dresses Stories

The nudist tells Jerry embarrassing stories about his overweight mother while dressing.

17:33→18:08
in the episode · 0m 35s · S03E13

What happens

17:33–18:08

As the nudist puts on clothes, he recounts how his mother walked around in underwear, uglier than TV's Hazel, causing him childhood taunts.

Wheresubway car
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadJerry nudist Coney Island

Key lines

from this scene
17:46

I wasted my whole morning on you for $8?

18:00

Will I see you again?

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Scene DNA

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absurd0.7
humiliation0.6
social rule violation0.4
awkward0.3
monologue

Beats

17:04Mother uglier than Hazel
17:19Taunts mother Hazel

Scene in the episode

17:33–18:08
A · Jerry nudist Coney Island
B · George robbed interview
C · Kramer horse bet mugged
D · Elaine stuck lesbian wedding

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