S03E13 · SCENE 3/19 · 00:56
The Subway · Monk's Cafe
Group plans subway split

At Monk's the four friends discuss subway routes and daily obligations before separating.

00:56→02:01
in the episode · 1m 05s · S03E13
Group plans subway split

What happens

00:56–02:01

Jerry maps complex subway directions to Coney Island while George worries about his 9:45 job interview and Elaine mentions her 9:30 lesbian wedding as best man. Kramer declines due to court. They argue over the check.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverJerry
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadJerry nudist Coney Island

Key lines

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01:11

That's very tempting, but you wind up on Smith and 9th Street. Then you gotta get on the R.

01:56

I feel when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking: "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
deadpan0.6
scheme0.4
awkward0.4
misunderstanding0.3
social rule violation0.3
rapid back and forthargument

Beats

01:22George interview time revealed
01:38Elaine best man lesbian wedding

Scene in the episode

00:56–02:01
A · Jerry nudist Coney Island
B · George robbed interview
C · Kramer horse bet mugged
D · Elaine stuck lesbian wedding

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