S03E13 · SCENE 22/19 · 19:59
The Subway · Monk's Cafe
Group reunites at Monk's

The four friends regroup at Monk's to share their disastrous subway experiences.

19:59→21:00
in the episode · 1m 01s · S03E13

What happens

19:59–21:00

Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer compare stories: Jerry rode the Cyclone asleep, George was robbed and missed his interview, Elaine missed the wedding, Kramer won big but nearly got mugged. George demands his spare key.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverJerry
Positiontag · convergence
ThreadJerry nudist Coney Island

Key lines

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20:15

So you missed the wedding. You'll catch the bris.

20:29

How'd you like a Hare Krishna fist down your throat, you little punk?

20:53

Wait, wait. Give me that.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
deadpan0.6
awkward0.4
coincidence0.3
humiliation0.2
rapid back and forthargument

Beats

20:00Group shares subway stories
20:40George needs spare key

Scene in the episode

19:59–21:00
A · Jerry nudist Coney Island
B · George robbed interview
C · Kramer horse bet mugged
D · Elaine stuck lesbian wedding

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George Gets Seduced By A Stranger | The Subway | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
Kramer Overhears A Betting Tip | The Subway | Seinfeld · Seinfeld
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