Jerry meets stock talker · The Subway

S03E13 · SCENE 7/19 · 05:34

The Subway · subway car

Jerry meets stock talker

A chatty passenger engages Jerry in conversation about stocks and brokerage houses.

05:34→07:16

in the episode · 1m 42s · S03E13

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What happens

05:34–07:16

A man notices Jerry reading classifieds, assumes he's job hunting, then launches into a rant about hating big brokerage houses and working independently, claiming they killed his father's feelings.

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Key lines

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05:35
You looking for a job? Me? Why?

06:19
Bull market, bear market. You name the market, I'm there.

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Beats

05:35Man asks about job

06:26Brokerage houses killed father

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