Jerry Bumper Car Monologue · The Subway

S03E13 · SCENE 1/19 · 00:01

The Subway · comedy club

Jerry Bumper Car Monologue

Jerry performs stand-up about bumper car memories and incompetent drivers.

00:01→00:36

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What happens

00:01–00:36

Jerry opens with a monologue recalling childhood bumper cars, describing the kid who gets stuck and the disorganized father-son duo. He mimics their frantic steering and the attendant's rescue.

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Key lines

from this scene

00:02
As a kid, my favourite ride...

00:25
It's almost over!"

00:29
He always ends up with the attendant hanging off that big pole helping him steer it.

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Beats

00:02Jerry starts bumper car bit

00:16Mimics stuck kid yelling

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D · Elaine stuck lesbian wedding

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