Kramer pays tickets no doors · The Subway

S03E13 · SCENE 4/19 · 02:01

The Subway · courthouse

Kramer pays tickets no doors

Kramer pays numerous traffic tickets including a disputed no-doors violation at the courthouse.

02:01→03:47

in the episode · 1m 46s · S03E13

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What happens

02:01–03:47

Kramer lists his many violations to a clerk, highlighting the absurd 'no doors' ticket he plans to fight. He pays over $600 and refuses to carry change. A blind violinist nearby catches his eye.

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DriverKramer

Positionact1 · setup

ThreadKramer horse bet mugged

Key lines

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02:11
You bunch of deadbeats.

02:30
You know, this is gonna cost me over 600 bucks.

03:06
It's my second interview. All right, Biff.

03:24
42nd Street. Change for the D and the double R the 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, the C, K and F train.

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02:27No doors ticket revealed

02:45Blind violinist noticed

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