S03E13 · SCENE 8/19 · 07:16
The Subway · subway car
Elaine talks lesbian wedding

Elaine converses with an elderly man who misunderstands her role at a lesbian wedding.

07:16→09:33
in the episode · 2m 17s · S03E13
Elaine talks lesbian wedding

What happens

07:16–09:33

An older passenger chats with Elaine about weddings, assumes the groom doesn't work, then realizes it's a lesbian wedding and reacts with surprise. Elaine clarifies she's the best man and not a lesbian.

Wheresubway car
DriverElaine
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadElaine stuck lesbian wedding

Key lines

from this scene
07:37

No, I mean, what does "ironic"mean?

08:17

It's a lesbian wedding.

08:44 · ★ iconic

I'm not a lesbian!

08:46 · ★ iconic

I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
misunderstanding0.8
awkward0.7
absurd0.3
social rule violation0.2
rapid back and forth

Beats

08:15Reveals lesbian wedding
08:29Elaine best man clarification

Scene in the episode

07:16–09:33
A · Jerry nudist Coney Island
B · George robbed interview
C · Kramer horse bet mugged
D · Elaine stuck lesbian wedding

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