Jerry Standup Mannequins · The Pie

S05E15 · SCENE 1/19 · 00:01

The Pie · Comedy Club

Jerry Standup Mannequins

Jerry performs stand-up comedy about the absurdity of mannequins.

00:01→00:41

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What happens

00:01–00:41

Jerry delivers a monologue on stage criticizing mannequins as insults to imagination, comparing them to crash-test dummies and joking about a pro-mannequin organization preferring the term 'life-deprived'.

WhereComedy Club

DriverJerry

Positioncold_open · setup

ThreadPie Refusal Mystery

Key lines

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00:02
Aren't mannequins an insult to your imagination?

00:16
"Have you seen that new Volvo commercial?

00:34
"Hey, they're not mannequins. They're the life-deprived."

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deadpan0.8

absurd0.5

social rule violation0.2

monologue

Beats

00:02Jerry opens with mannequin joke

00:25Life-deprived punchline

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A · Pie Refusal Mystery

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B · Elaine Mannequin

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C · George Suit Rivalry

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D · Kramer Itch Olive

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