S05E15 · SCENE 17/19 · 19:30
The Pie · Monk's Cafe
Kramer Breaks Up With Olive

Kramer fakes itch to avoid Olive, then breaks up using the mannequin as new girlfriend.

19:30→21:02
in the episode · 1m 32s · S05E15
Kramer Breaks Up With Olive

What happens

19:30–21:02

At Monk's, Kramer admits to Jerry he lost his itch days ago but faked it. He breaks up with Olive by claiming the mannequin (in Jerry's car) is his new girlfriend. He runs out to the car to pretend to make out with it.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverKramer
Positionact3 · resolution
ThreadKramer Itch Olive

Key lines

from this scene
19:33

But I was the only one at the table that didn't get violently ill.

20:02

There's something I have to tell you. What?

20:27

Jerry, give me the keys.

20:30

Well, I guess we're gonna go for a drive now. She really loves that.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
breakup0.8
absurd0.8
lie0.7
awkward0.6
scheme0.5
humiliation0.4
rapid back and forth

Beats

19:44Kramer admits faking itch
20:12Mannequin as girlfriend

Scene in the episode

19:30–21:02
A · Pie Refusal Mystery
B · Elaine Mannequin
C · George Suit Rivalry
D · Kramer Itch Olive

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