S06E02 · SCENE 17/22 · 14:42
The Big Salad · Jerry's apartment
Kramer Golf Rules

Kramer reads the official golf rule about cleaning balls to justify his penalty stroke.

14:42→15:59
in the episode · 1m 17s · S06E02

What happens

14:42–15:59

Back at Jerry's, Kramer reads the rulebook to prove he was right about the penalty. He reveals his strict upbringing with a 9 PM bedtime. George and Jerry try to reassure him the murder wasn't his fault.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverKramer
Positionact2 · callback
ThreadBig Salad Credit

Key lines

from this scene
15:04

And if I wasn't... Well, I don't have to tell you what happened.

15:33

Poor little Pinkus.

15:39

You met Margaret. You think Margaret's good-looking?

15:56

It's weighing on my conscience.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
social rule violation0.6
deadpan0.6
obsession0.4
absurd0.4
monologuerapid back and forth

Beats

14:46Kramer reads penalty rule
15:00Kramer describes strict childhood

Scene in the episode

14:42–15:59
A · Big Salad Credit
B · Rolamech Pencil
C · Newman Dumped Margaret
D · Gendason Golf Murder

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