S06E02 · SCENE 24/22 · 21:13
The Big Salad · Comedy Club
Jerry Standup Revenge

Jerry closes with stand-up about subtle psychological revenge being better than murder and police protecting criminals' heads.

21:13→21:59
in the episode · 0m 46s · S06E02

What happens

21:13–21:59

Jerry's closing stand-up suggests years of mind games are more satisfying than murder. He jokes about police brutality followed by careful head protection during arrest.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positiontag · callback
ThreadGendason Golf Murder

Key lines

from this scene
21:29

After a while they go, "I wish this guy would kill me. I can't take it anymore!"

21:46

"Watch your head. Don't hit that metal edge there. That really hurts."

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Beats

21:22Jerry describes psychological revenge
21:40Jerry jokes about police head protection

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21:13–21:59
A · Big Salad Credit
B · Rolamech Pencil
C · Newman Dumped Margaret
D · Gendason Golf Murder

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