S06E04 · SCENE 1/19 · 00:01
The Chinese Woman · diner_restaurant
Jerry's Chopstick Monologue

Jerry jokes about Chinese chopsticks and their refusal to adopt forks.

00:01→00:43
in the episode · 0m 42s · S06E04

What happens

00:01–00:43

Jerry stands at Monk's Cafe, delivering a stand-up bit about Chinese chopsticks and their stubbornness to switch to forks or spoons.

Wherediner_restaurant
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadKramer's Fertility Crisis

Key lines

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00:02

The thing I admire about the Chinese...

00:34

Not going out there ploughing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues.

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Scene DNA

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social rule violation0.1
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comeuppance0.1
confession0.1
monologue

Beats

00:02Jerry jokes about Chinese chopsticks

Scene in the episode

00:01–00:43
A · George's Father's Cape Mystery
B · Jerry's Misunderstood Date
C · Kramer's Fertility Crisis

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