S06E04 · SCENE 6/19 · 06:03
The Chinese Woman · hospital
Kramer's Sperm Test Results

Kramer gets his sperm test results and learns he has a low count.

06:03→06:46
in the episode · 0m 43s · S06E04

What happens

06:03–06:46

Kramer is at a fertility clinic, receiving his sperm test results and being told he has a low sperm count.

Wherehospital
DriverKramer
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadKramer's Fertility Crisis

Key lines

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06:04

The results of your sperm test are in.

06:32

First thing, you should wear boxer shorts.

06:41

But I've always worn Jockeys.

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tense0.4
escalation0.3
misunderstanding0.2
social rule violation0.1
coincidence0.1
comeuppance0.1
confession0.1

Beats

06:14Kramer learns he has a low sperm count

Scene in the episode

06:03–06:46
A · George's Father's Cape Mystery
B · Jerry's Misunderstood Date
C · Kramer's Fertility Crisis

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