Burned Clothes and No Calzones · The Calzone

S07E20 · SCENE 20/21 · 18:11

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Burned Clothes and No Calzones

Kramer's clothes are burned at Paisano's, and he returns to George without calzones.

18:11→19:29

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What happens

18:11–19:29

Kramer is at Paisano's where his clothes get burned and he can't pay, then he returns to George's office without calzones.

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DriverKramer

Positionact2 · complication

ThreadGeorge and Steinbrenner's Calzone Habit

Key lines

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18:30
Burned up. I don't know.

18:49
Then you got no calzones. Wait a minute! Wait!

19:20
There's another Italian place on Jerome. Maybe I can fool him.

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19:03Kramer shows burned clothes

Scene in the episode

18:11–19:29

A · George and Steinbrenner's Calzone Habit

1 2 4 5 6 9 11 13 14 16 17 18 20 21 22

B · Kramer's Dryer Clothes Obsession

3 12

C · Jerry and Elaine's Cigar Fiasco

7 10 15 19

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