Paisano's Incident and Steinbrenner · The Calzone

S07E20 · SCENE 9/21 · 07:21

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Paisano's Incident and Steinbrenner

George is accused of stealing from the tip jar at Paisano's, then brings calzone to Steinbrenner who refuses variety.

07:21→08:33

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What happens

07:21–08:33

George is at Paisano's where the calzone seller accuses him of stealing, then George brings the calzone to Steinbrenner who insists on sticking with calzones.

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Positionact2 · complication

ThreadGeorge and Steinbrenner's Calzone Habit

Key lines

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07:32
And I always take care of my paisanos, so here's a little something Antonio!

07:50
Or I break your head open like a...! Oh, my God.

08:28
Nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing just a table.

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Beats

07:25Newman refuses to help

Scene in the episode

07:21–08:33

A · George and Steinbrenner's Calzone Habit

1 2 4 5 6 9 11 13 14 16 17 18 20 21 22

B · Kramer's Dryer Clothes Obsession

3 12

C · Jerry and Elaine's Cigar Fiasco

7 10 15 19

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