S08E03 · SCENE 1/21 · 00:03
The Bizarro Jerry · Comedy Club
Stand-up Aliens Zoo Circus

Jerry performs stand-up about alien abduction preferences.

00:03→01:34
in the episode · 1m 31s · S08E03

What happens

00:03–01:34

Jerry asks the audience whether they would prefer an alien zoo or circus. He argues a zoo offers better scheduling and potential mating opportunities. George interrupts to ask about a bathroom.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadKramer Fake Job

Key lines

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00:39

Just got to take a ride on a spaceship.

01:00

Exquisite marble, high ceilings and a flush like a jet engine:

01:09

-You sure? -He knows.

01:20

Why don't you try your engagement story?

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Beats

00:30Jerry compares zoo mating to current dating life

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00:03–01:34
A · Elaine Bizarro Friends
B · Kramer Fake Job
C · George Forbidden City
D · Jerry Man Hands

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