S08E03 · SCENE 4/21 · 02:28
The Bizarro Jerry · Monk's Cafe
Monk's: Gillian Stats & Forbidden City

Jerry shows Gillian's stats; George plots club entry using her photo.

02:28→04:01
in the episode · 1m 33s · S08E03

What happens

02:28–04:01

Jerry gives George a stats card for Gillian. George realizes he can use her photo as a dead fiancée to enter a model club. He asks to keep the picture.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverGeorge
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadGeorge Forbidden City

Key lines

from this scene
02:35

l don't know, do you have it--?

02:39

-Not bad. What does she--? -l put her stats on the back.

03:14

l mean, all that stuff is so small.

03:47

l warned the queen you were getting close and now it looks like we're gonna have to move the whole damn forbidden city.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
scheme0.9
lie0.7
deadpan0.6
social rule violation0.5
absurd0.4
rapid back and forth

Beats

03:26George explains forbidden city theory
03:41George claims hand stamped for entry

Scene in the episode

02:28–04:01
A · Elaine Bizarro Friends
B · Kramer Fake Job
C · George Forbidden City
D · Jerry Man Hands

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