S08E20 · SCENE 17/27 · 11:50
The Millennium · Monk's Cafe
Stepmother flirts with Jerry

Valerie's stepmother flirts with Jerry and offers to put him on her speed dial.

11:50→12:31
in the episode · 0m 41s · S08E20

What happens

11:50–12:31

Jerry has dinner with Valerie's stepmother, who compliments him and suggests putting him on her speed dial. Jerry is uncomfortable.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverValerie's stepmother
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadGeorge gets fired

Key lines

from this scene
11:51

Well, Mrs. Hamilton, it's nice that you and Valerie patched things up so we could all get together like this.

12:10

So attractive, so strong, so comedic.

12:27

Why don't l put you on my speed dial?

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
scheme0.8
absurd0.8
escalation0.7
deadpan0.7
obsession0.6
rapid back and forth

Beats

10:47George never thought he'd fail at failing
11:05George throws himself back down

Scene in the episode

11:50–12:31
A · George gets fired
B · Elaine vs Putumayo
C · Speed dial war
D · Millennium parties

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