S08E20 · EP 154
season 8 · May 1, 1997
The Millennium
written by Jennifer Crittenden · directed by Andy Ackerman · 29.3M viewers · image Seinfeld Wiki (CC BY-SA)

Episode DNA

27 scenes · 4 threads
absurd 13%scheme 13%social rule violation 8%rivalry 7%awkward 6%coincidence 5%deal 4%chaotic 4%petty grievance 4%triumphant 4%

Story threads over runtime

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0:005:0010:0015:0020:00
A · George gets fired
B · Elaine vs Putumayo
C · Speed dial war
D · Millennium parties
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Every scene

27 scenes · our breakdown
1 · Putumayo store · cold_openElaine ignored at Putumayo

Elaine tries to buy huaraches but the saleswoman ignores her completely.

00:04–00:51petty_grievance · social_rule_violation
2 · Cinco de Mayo store · act1Jerry and George at movies

Jerry and George discuss movie previews and Jerry checks his messages.

00:51–01:19petty_grievance · rivalry
3 ▸ 01:19
3 · Jerry's apartment · act1Jerry apartment: speed dial & Mets

Jerry and George discuss speed dial rankings and George reveals the Mets want him to get fired from the Yankees.

01:19–02:59scheme · misunderstanding
4 ▸ 02:59
4 · Restaurant · act1Mets lunch: get fired demand

Mets executives tell George they can only hire him if he gets fired from the Yankees.

02:59–04:21scheme · deal
5 ▸ 04:21
5 · Jerry's apartment · act1Elaine shows purchases

Elaine shows Jerry her purchases from Cinco de Mayo.

04:21–04:41eavesdropping · social_rule_violation
6 ▸ 04:41
6 · Monk's Cafe · act1Monk's: George plans incompetence

George tells Jerry and Kramer he must get fired spectacularly; Kramer discusses millennium napkins.

04:41–05:27scheme · escalation
7 ▸ 05:27
7 · Monk's Cafe · act1Monk's: Jerry speed dial drops

Jerry complains about dropping to number nine on Valerie's speed dial; Kramer predicts future telepathy.

05:27–05:53social_rule_violation · misunderstanding
8 ▸ 05:53
8 · Valerie's apartment · act1Jerry and Kramer discuss future speed dial

Jerry and Kramer discuss how speed dial will work in the year 2000.

05:53–06:14seduction · rivalry
9 ▸ 06:14
9 · Yankees office · act2Jerry brings gifts to Valerie

Jerry brings flowers and gifts to Valerie, and her stepmother flirts with him.

06:14–06:38scheme · social_rule_violation
10 ▸ 06:38
10 · Jerry's apartment · act2George stains Babe Ruth's uniform

George shows Jerry Babe Ruth's uniform and stains it with strawberries.

06:38–07:25rivalry · scheme
11 ▸ 07:25
11 · Jerry's apartment · act2Elaine shows purchases, Kramer invites

Elaine shows her purchases from Cinco de Mayo, and Kramer invites her to his millennium party.

07:25–08:04coincidence · scheme
12 · Car · act2Car: Stepmother threatens Jerry

Valerie's stepmother confronts Jerry in a car, warning him to stay off Valerie's speed dial.

08:04–08:27threat · rivalry
13 ▸ 08:27
13 · Yankees office · act2Yankees office: Steinbrenner praises uniform

Steinbrenner praises George for staining Babe Ruth's uniform, calling it 'out with the old.'

08:27–09:09misunderstanding · scheme
15 ▸ 09:39
15 · Monk's Cafe · act2Monk's: Valerie & party conflict

Valerie removes stepmother from speed dial; Kramer and Newman argue over party dates and Christopher Cross.

09:39–11:43rivalry · scheme
16 · Jerry's apartment · act2Kramer agrees to co-host

Kramer agrees to co-host Newmannium if Jerry is excluded.

11:43–11:50deal · betrayal
17 · Monk's Cafe · act2Stepmother flirts with Jerry

Valerie's stepmother flirts with Jerry and offers to put him on her speed dial.

11:50–12:31scheme · escalation
18 · Putumayo store · act2Stepmother puts Jerry on speed dial

Valerie's stepmother puts Jerry on her speed dial at number three.

12:31–12:55coincidence · impersonation
19 ▸ 12:55
19 · Stepmother's apartment · act2Newman announces Newmannium

Newman announces the Newmannium party.

12:55–13:09seduction · lie
20 ▸ 13:09
20 · Jerry's apartment · act3Kramer apologizes to Jerry

Kramer expresses regret to Jerry.

13:09–13:15betrayal · deal
21 ▸ 13:15
21 · Jerry's apartment · act3Jerry apartment: Pricing gun plan

Elaine asks Kramer to use pricing gun at Putumayo; Kramer breaks it and switches to desiccant plan.

13:15–14:31scheme · escalation
22 · Putumayo store · act3Stepmother hides Jerry on emergency button

Valerie's stepmother hides Jerry on an emergency speed dial button.

14:31–15:51impersonation · scheme
24 · Yankee Stadium · act3Kramer at Putumayo

Kramer comments on women's clothes at Putumayo.

16:32–16:47scheme · misunderstanding
25 ▸ 16:47
25 · Yankees parking lot · act3Parking lot: George destroys trophy

George hitches World Series Trophy to his Buick and drags it through the parking lot screaming insults.

16:47–17:14scheme · escalation
26 ▸ 17:14
26 · Yankees office · act3Steinbrenner office: Wilhelm takes blame

Steinbrenner fires Wilhelm after he claims he ordered George's actions; Wilhelm gets Mets job.

17:14–19:28confession · betrayal
27 · Jerry's apartment · act3Jerry apartment: Desiccant aftermath

Kramer dismisses desiccant damage as long-term; Newman says Elaine cancelled Newmannium.

19:28–19:42scheme · petty_grievance
28 · Jerry's apartment · act3Jerry apartment: Party deal

Newman allows Jerry at Newmannium if Elaine attends; Kramer and Newman toast rival parties.

19:42–20:18deal · rivalry
30 · Stepmother's apartment · tagStepmother poisoned: Jerry poison control

Valerie's stepmother eats contaminated salsa; Valerie calls poison control but reaches Jerry on emergency speed dial.

21:10–21:45coincidence · comeuppance
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Episode facts

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Aired
May 1, 1997
Overall
#154
Writers
Jennifer Crittenden
Director
Andy Ackerman
Viewers
29.3M (US)
Pace
127 words/min · 95 questions

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