Dwight simulates childbirth · Business Ethics

S05E03 · SCENE 1/19 · 00:02

Dwight simulates childbirth

Michael and Dwight practice for Jan's birth with a watermelon.

00:02→02:12

in the episode · 2m 10s · S05E03

What happens

00:02–02:12

Michael and Dwight simulate childbirth with a watermelon, with Dwight acting as the pregnant woman. Michael coaches Dwight through the labor, including marking the baby with a Sharpie.

WhereOffice

DriverMichael

Positioncold_open · setup

ThreadMichael's baby shower

Key lines

from this scene

00:21
Now this baby will be related to Michael through...

01:40
Nice touch. Good. Let's try that again.

01:44
This is going to be the happiest day of my life.

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Scene DNA

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Beats

00:03Dwight simulates labor with a watermelon.

Scene in the episode

00:02–02:12

A · Michael's baby shower

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B · Michael and Holly relationship

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Clips from this episode

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The office - Michael Baby daddy · Frank Thethird

Scene 2 →Baby shower planning chaos

Who's in it

Michael Scott152 episodes · drives 1262 scenes

Fandom

Dwight Schrute184 episodes · drives 491 scenes

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