S05E03 · SCENE 9/19 · 08:01
Business Ethics · Office
Michael's baby philosophy

Michael shares his thoughts on babies and a hypothetical baby president.

08:01→08:39
in the episode · 0m 38s · S05E03

What happens

08:01–08:39

Michael gives a monologue about how much he loves babies and how they are drawn to him. He then imagines a world where a baby is president, leading to no taxes, no war, but potential chaos.

WhereOffice
DriverMichael
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadMichael's baby shower

Key lines

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08:08

Well, you know, labor just kind of started very suddenly I could have helped. ...and the birth instructor thought

08:32

Yes. Yes, you can.

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monologue

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08:01–08:39
A · Michael's baby shower
B · Michael and Holly relationship

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